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Events in Brief
Year 26 Day 223: Smokey Bear, the leader of Empanada Industries was replaced today by Faction Sitter 677b436205f47.
Year 26 Day 223: Facility Income Tester 6010 3 4, the leader of Very Ships, Much pew, wow was replaced today by Smokey Bear.
